d-e-q:

"Kevin"


You can’t come out of drama school and think, ‘It’s all going to be amazing.’ You have to expect to work in a bar for at least five years and be a waitress for maybe two!

(Source: brandon-starks)




suicideblonde:

AHHHHKISSHIM!!

(Source: heathledgers)



bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

surisburnbook:

I really, really, really hope that’s Jay-Z inside that scary Easter Bunny costume. (It’s probably Kelly Rowland.)

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama


(Source: fuckyeahletogifs)






catsbeaversandducks:

OMG THE CUTENESS

(Source: alxbngala)




(Source: kiekstn)




(Source: funkes)



karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"





Look, you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin’ construction, I’ll fuckin’ kill you. That’s not a threat; now, that’s a fact. I’ll fuckin’ kill you.

(Source: galacticaps)



givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.