This god damned show

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hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

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If I could describe how I’m feeling today, this would be it.

(Source: just-for-grins)




naturepunk:

pocketfulofgeek:

gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

Look at them! They’re basically flumpy water dogs!

Look how happy he is! 

Well this is exactly what I needed on this gloomy ass day in NYC. I hope I get to experience true joy like this some day.

(Source: xtoxictears)




nbcsnl:

The Beygency

He was a normal man… with an ordinary life… until one day… he turned against his country… and its queen.




suicideblonde:

GPOY

I just love Kelly.

(Source: lokisacolyte)



Scrolled this while listening to EDM and it’s the funniest shit

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jjhoser:
There’s a leek in the boat!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST VISUAL PUN

Merrill. Merrill will love this. MERRILL LOOK AT THIS PUN


Peter Dinklage, Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult at the 20th Century Fox Presentation during 2013 SDCC (July 20)

perfect bitches.




I bet Obama taught Beyonce that dance.




hahahahahhahaahahahahah

hhahaha

hah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is what I just did when seeing this gif.

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No but really, I think I could marry her and we’d live a long, happy, funny life together.

Mostly she’d just be funny and I’d giggle uncontrollably at her.

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L
O
L

Excerpt from a completely made up book that Oscar Wilde could have written:

Lord Farthington scoffed, as he did any time dear Dalcott spoke. “You old fool, don’t you know anything. Polite society is indeed impolite. It only stands to reason.”

“Sometimes I think you just prattle on to hear the sound of your own voice,” Dalcott sniffed in reply, causing raucous peals of laughter to elicit from deep in Farthington’s bosom. “I merely called into question the boy’s depth of emotion. He is rather shallow.”

“You say that as though it’s a bad thing. Of course the boy is shallow. He’s beautiful. Beauty by definition is shallow. Only the very ugly care about depth.”

“And what are you proposing?”

“Oh Dalcott, such seriousness does not suit you. It’s unbecoming.”

“According to you I am deeply unbecoming.”

“Only when you ruin afternoon tea with such grave chatter. Come, let’s adjourn to the salon, I hear Lady Hearthworn has taken up drinking again.”

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